NOW SPICIER WITH AGE
What is Uncle Diddy’s?
Uncle Diddy’s is a homemade hot sauce that puts the hot in thot.
Made with a pinch of love and a metric fuck tonne of shoeburyness, Uncle Diddy’s Banger Sauce really hits the nut button every time.
Founded by founder Joseph ‘Rizzler’ Roberts in Sept 1994 – Diddy’s was more of a belief system than a hot sauce for most of the late 90s. It is said that one September morning in 2001, the idea for a steel beam melting hot sauce hit the towers of inspiration in Joseph’s brain.
Years of formulating and undulating led to the first fermentation of Uncle Diddy’s Banger sauce in late 2023, and the effects of that initial sting ring are still being felt to this day.
With the recipe perfected and the charges of high treason against the crown dropped in early 2024, the dawn of Joseph’s spiciest sauce yet was upon us.
To this day, no sauce has been saucier and no Diddy’s have been less under scrutiny for heinous trafficking crimes. So come have a taste before it goes to waste (roughly 2-3 weeks after opening, keep refrigerated).
Uncle Diddy’s Banger Sauce
Now even thotter
here’s what you all had to say:
Uncle Diddy’s is to hot sauce as Strawbs are to confectionary! This sauce rescues every dish I make that accidentally looks like vomit. Truly the paddington 2 of condiments. Pairs perfectly with a nice glass of Saques de Briques
– PMoneyDoylo
Considered changing to another brand that didn’t have a screaming cat included but I’m glad I stuck with this one, a solid buy
– Tully.Prawn
This guy sucks. So does his sauce
– Wetlands_angus
Been buying for years and it’s yet to let me down. Trustworthy and dependable with only a few rings of fire over the years. Highly recommend to anyone in the market but also wouldn’t part with mine for the world
– Bazatron3000
man when someone see’s Uncle Diddy’s they immediately go “move over sister – that there is smooth, like ice, cold to the touch and is so very nice”
– Wattsgoingon_Raif
Tends to go off when in the vicinity of bratwurst and steins but God can the boy make a salad bussin’
– Joeybrayyyyyy
Some minor fraying around the edges, but overall couldn’t be happier!
– Tiago_1
This spicy little number never disappoints. Fun, playful and super hot! Aged 30 years for maximum spice. My go to for a good Friday night in with the lads. Couldn’t recommend this tasty little number enough. So much love for this fiery treat xxx
– Missberry1
I went to my local A&E because I tore my meat thermometer on a removable drip tray. Some guy told me he was in recording sound for some TV thing in the hospital and said I should put some of his hot sauce on my wound. Turns out the heat actually helped cauterise the wound. Still wouldn’t consume the shit but thanks to Uncle Diddy’s for the advice.
– Wetlands_angus
Warning: not to be consumed orally
– 4d4m_L3w1s
I can’t rate Uncle Diddy’s Banger Sauce enough! The things it does to my arsehole are unspeakable. For as long as I’ve been acquainted it’s the most spicy pleasure. Can’t believe it’s been around for 30 years.
– Auntie_Piddy
Diddy has beautiful badonkadonk. Does have a tendency to yell at you to ‘move over sister’ whilst driving and it will cause you to get a speeding ticket, but apart from that I would 10/10 recommend sharing a mixed meat platter in your local harvester with this fine gentleman and his sauce
– Ben.brad$haw
Gorgeous man, very kind always mindful and very demure. Diddy has a distinct knack of making me laugh at the stupidest most heinous shit
–Br@mble_1
Finest spicy meatball sub in town, perfect level of sauce and spice would 100% recommend. Comes with a jar of dirt and all that sweet sweet lovin’. Special compliments to the quality of the lasagnay. Shout out to making it to the big 30, absolute legend! 7stars
–987655430_ms_meatball_x
Uncle D is a soft boi. Firm friend. Superior memelord. Owner of an uncanny Christopher Walken impression. Fellow survivor of the loudest gig I’ve ever attended. Smash Bros sparring partner. General Tulliusthe military governer.
–TheAefulSaladDodger
I was told he was Mexican but I was sold a lie!
– Merry.Rossmas.every1
Uncle Diddy’s Banger Sauce is not safe for children! Keep it far from family events and for the love of god don’t put it anywhere near your arsehole. As a spicy asshole enema enthusiast this sauce really disappointed me. It is too cool, been around for too long and has too much flavour for my taste. Think I’ll just stick to using it as lube from here on out. (5/7 perfect score)
– Dungeon-Daddy-master69