Honesty is the best policy, unless you’ve been up to some beta cuckery like gooning to some mid mukbang. Don’t admit that to anyone.
We strive to maintain the same quality on every batch, but we don’t always achieve this because, lets be honest, we’re not some jumped up big brand sell out. We’re out here redefining the Johnre.
Enjoy our unique taste with every new bottle.
DISCLAIMER: Avoid batch #420 – we cannot be held responsible for the resurgence of avian flu.
